They are...Different Halloween creatures, and the ghost is trying to hit on another creatures date. I think the ghost is kinda suave and human-looking? I'm making this up as I go, so if anyone have good ideas for an insult to appearances, I can make it fit :)
Hmmm. I'm better at making up jokes when I have more context . . . there's always 'transparent motives'. I take it that you need the insults so the non-ghost creature can try to get rid of the ghost in this way.
Calling a ghost 'Casper' is a really good insult.
Mocking character: "I see dead people." Mocker closes eyes, re-opens them, "Shit. You're still here?"
"Yo, go find a creepy kid who needs an imaginary friend."
"Haven't you got some rich dude whose sad, narrow life needs to be transformed or something?"
"Where's those meddling kids when you need them?"
Lame puns, possibly suitable if the characters are drunk:
"You don't have the ghost of a chance."
"We don't want any low spirits around here." (or poor spirits)
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Date: 2013-10-26 02:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-26 02:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-26 02:36 pm (UTC)Calling a ghost 'Casper' is a really good insult.
Mocking character: "I see dead people." Mocker closes eyes, re-opens them, "Shit. You're still here?"
"Yo, go find a creepy kid who needs an imaginary friend."
"Haven't you got some rich dude whose sad, narrow life needs to be transformed or something?"
"Where's those meddling kids when you need them?"
Lame puns, possibly suitable if the characters are drunk:
"You don't have the ghost of a chance."
"We don't want any low spirits around here." (or poor spirits)
"Don't spirits belong at the bar?"
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Date: 2013-10-26 02:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-26 02:47 pm (UTC)