Round 44, Hour 16

[xandromedovna.livejournal.com]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!!

As your new Queen for the next few hours, I have some rules of the Fandom to impart:

1) A being may not be discriminated against on the basis of it's Penguin ancestry, nor the Functionality of its wings, in the realms of Marriage, ownership of Fish, access to Ocean waters, or drunken dancing.

2) Plants are forbidden to laugh, unless something funny has occurred.

3) All ships captained by household appliances may sail in these Waters with immunity.

4) All lemurs more than a mile high... well, they can just carry on as usual.

5) Let all the Fic be WRITTEN!!!!!  (And regale us with updates on your life this hour!)

Comments

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

That sounds very much what the koalas say in defense of eucalyptus :P

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

There's bound to be a conspiracy somewhere, that lemur was far too zen to not be hiding something. Because that's how conspiracies work apparently...in my head at least.

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I could go for one of those vanilla flavoured ones you mentioned a moment ago, they sound nice :P

[lolmac]

I've met some vanilla fruits, but the kinky ones are much more fun to hang out with.

[xandromedovna.livejournal.com]

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