Round 26, Hour 29

[lolmac]

Well, Don takes over after this, so it's my last hour in which to round up all the bonsai giraffes and get them safely repotted whilst idlewild_ crochets a patch for the hole in the 'Rush.  Then we'll see about patching any remaining plotholes.  What size crochet hook is best for patching plotholes?  What kind of fiber?  And, most important of all, what colour?

While we're doing all that, anybody getting any writing done?

BTW, if Skyler asks how I got out of my cell to chase bonsai giraffes, deny everything.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

I deny it!

[justice-turtle.livejournal.com]

She denies it, said the King; leave out that part. :-)

[lolmac]

Sentence first! Verdict afterwards!

Or possibly, sentence first! Paragraph afterwards!

[stringertheory.livejournal.com]

The crochet hook should be no smaller than the space taken up by the smallest grammatical error, and no larger than the standard size 4 plothole. I would suggest using yarn woven from the hair of wargs, but only because it's abnormally strong. You do have to deal with a lingering smell, though.

As for color: urple. It should always be urple.

(Deny what? I don't know nuffink. *whistles*)

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

My spinning isn't advanced enough for warg fibre. We'll need justice_turtle on the job for that!

[justice-turtle.livejournal.com]

I have no sense of smell (well, very little), so the warg fibre should be no problem. XD

[stringertheory.livejournal.com]

Great! We'll need approximately 5000 yards. Good luck!

[lolmac]

Oh, I do fancy a nice smokey urple. But I'm allergic to warg-hair yarn.

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

I can only imagine it's a pretty short fibre, and probably somewhat coarse. In other words, I can't say if I'm allergic, but it sounds itchy as all get-out.

I hope we will release the giraffes quickly into their potting soil.

[lolmac]

They're very cute when they're freshly potted, although they do stumble around a lot and slur their speech. As long as they don't start a karaoke party, we're okay.

[stringertheory.livejournal.com]

I've found that serving them peanut butter and banana sandwiches is a great deterrent to karaoke parties.

[lolmac]

My only question is why it took so long for you to join this comm, given how perfectly you fit the environment.

[stringertheory.livejournal.com]

I only found out about it recently, because of you! And then I forgot about it the first round after that, and I was late to the next round. But I'm here now and making up for lost time! ;p

[lolmac]

Actually, you're not late unless you don't show up until after the round is over. Sometimes not even then, with all the timey-wimeyness that goes on . . .

[stringertheory.livejournal.com]

They have a cream for that, nowadays.

[isdon-isgood9.livejournal.com]

Yes I am here to take over and no you're not out of your cage. I haven't seen anything :D

[lolmac]

Naturally not! There has been nothing to see, no nothing at all!

[welfycat.livejournal.com]

Urgh, I'm here kinda. Good, evening???

I wrote over the past two hours, 2,288.

Now I'm going to go find dinner and go to bed. Brain. Scrambled.

[lolmac]

Woohoo! Sleep well -- you've earned it!

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

*pops out of a pothole before it gets patched* Hullo! I seem to have missed quite a bit of madness!

Good thing I always carry a supply of my own *gibbers and begins weaving baskets*

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

Gibbering? Don't mind if I do!

[lolmac]

I do like the cut of your gibber.

[dbskyler.livejournal.com]

I'm in a bit of a funky mood, so seriously, thanks for stepping in to take over Chibi's shift. I've finished most of the tasks of my "to do" list for the day, so now I'm trying to decide if I should try to write, or go watch a DVD. Maybe a little bit of both?

[lolmac]

Hey, you bet! And congrats on getting most of the way through your list!