Round 18, Hour 29

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm Lothithil and I'll be keeping you all safe from the psychotic penguins for the next four hours. This is my first time as a guest mod.

And now, a few words from Skipper:

Drop your stencils and grab your pencils, boys! It's Fic_Rush time! Got to get the ol' creative juices pumping!
Kowolski! Assemble a pool of fans from every fandom!
Rico! Assemble the tools of the trade. We're gonna need paper! Ink! Words!
Private! Make yourself useful and scratch my left flipper... no, to the right a little more... yes, right there! Ahh.

Now, you! Yes, you, biped! Write stuff!

Comments

[lolmac]

Eeep! Yessir!!

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Skipper is kinda pushy,but he gets pretty good results.

[isdon-isgood9.livejournal.com]

Welcome :D


Now I'm going back to my sad mood :(

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the welcome. If you need someone to cheer you up, I can send Rico over. He'll regurgitate things to amuse you.

[isdon-isgood9.livejournal.com]

Thank you but I've been like this all day, it'll go away in a couple of weeks and maybe in a month I'll be able to write again

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

I think it's approximately My Bedtime, which is a shame because I'd like to stick around for your modding. We'll see what is up in 45 minutes. It might still be me.

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

I have bad news... some flightless waterfowl has snuck into your bedroom and swallowed your pillows.

I'm not sure which one, but Kowolski's got feathers... and most penguins don't!

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

That's what the structurally sound stuffed white tiger is for. Well. A: pillow substitute (she grumbles a bit) and B: apex predators are rarely abducted by flightless waterfowl of any kind.

[lolmac]

There's a worrying difference between 'rarely abducted' and 'never abducted', in the circumstances.

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

I had wondered why he waddled back to base singing 'I've got a tiger by the tail'...

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

Well, when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. It is not impossible that a very lazy, by virtue mostly of being inanimate, stuffed tiger could be abducted by a fictional and highly anthropomorphic penguin.

The fact that I wrote that sentence points pretty clearly to the advisability of sleep in my near future, with or without tigers.

[lolmac]

Are those shabby tigers?

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

Kowolski has asked that you take back the tiger, as it has already cleaned out the sardines rations and is frightening the Private.