Round 39, Hour 25

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The words are piling up here at Fic_Rush!  A huge stack of them tipped over and startled my cat, who promptly raced to my side and bit me on the ankle.

Proof positive that words can hurt! Therefore, I am issuing the following warnings:

Be careful not to step on the diphthongs, as they are very slippery.
Watch out for the metaphors--they have been known to attack without warning.
Vowels collect in the refrigerator, behind the pudding. Extract them with care and serve with Cool-Whip.
Errant punctuation prefer dark places and tend to congregate under desks and couches, where they breed.

Carry on, writers, but be careful! Tack your words firmly on the page so that they don't take over the world!

Now, excuse me while I round-up all these extra hyphens....