Round 33, Hour 24

[lolmac]

Welcome to the Fic Rush Café!  We have writerly pasta -- tonight, featuring our new special dish, fezzini with goat cheese!  Or would you prefer fish?  The alien trout is especially fresh!  Or maybe something with tentacles?  Demonic calamari?  Do help yourself to the word salad bar!  For dessert, we have cookies, ice cream topped with galactic domination, glowstick gelato, or schadenfreude pie.

Best of all, the drinks are on the house!  Seriously.  If you want one, the ladder's over there.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

I climbed up to the roof and have a glass of Dr Pepper with Kraken rum in it, and a big bowl of lentil soup. No goats, no goat cheese, all the power in the universe, and some words coming out on the screen.

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

*joins everyone on the roof*

I've got a fezzini (the cocktail; the first (failed) attempt at making a fez edible) to go with my fezzini and goat's cheese pasta bake. The goat is baking it right now.

[lolmac]

That's a very clever goat!

I'm impressed by the drinkable fezzini, also. Fezzes do hold rather a lot of booze, don't they?

[lolmac]

Would you please keep the Kraken in your rum from trying to steal my drink? That's the third time I've had to smack a tentacle.

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

They have to be that big in order to make the drinker drunk enough not to notice all the fuzz.

*Apparently it's working if my sentence structure is anything to go by.

[http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/]

I'm sorry, but in spite of my Universal Power, I don't seem to have control of the Beasts of the Depths. I'd mind your goat cheese too. The Kraken Is Hungry.

[pitry.livejournal.com]

Do you sell those awful puns in the café as well? You could make QUITE a lot of money!

[isdon-isgood9.livejournal.com]

I think I"ll pass on the food for the moment :D Though I may come back for dessert later :D

Other than that I got 82 words :D

[sid]

:-D Trufax line from my story, wherein she = goat: "She bake the bread, too?"

[lolmac]

Naw, I have to give the puns away. Nobody would pay for them! (Except me. I pay for them all the time.)

[lolmac]

Yay words! And we'll be open all night.

[lolmac]

The Kraken already got my goat. Cheese. Fortunately, I have more.

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

This goat is so awesome; not only does she bake, she can double up as a plot device ;D

I'm starting to worry that she is closer to galactic domination than I am o.0

[lolmac]

I'm suspecting that the goat is your minion (of the helping-you-dominate-galactically type, not the other type).

[pitry.livejournal.com]

I think you're selling yourself short! You just need to find the right crowd! Maybe in the dark alley over there...

[lolmac]

There appear to be a lot of tentacles in that dark alley.

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

I've already expressed my concern over her possibly being the real brains of our operation. Maybe I should take the Easy Bake Oven away from her...then again, it's a really good pasta bake.

[pitry.livejournal.com]

All hail C'thulu?

[sid]

Rather than trying to cope with a phone conversation in Dutch, I'm gonna switch gears and work on a different story for awhile. No due date, no hoping to please a recipient = no pressure, right? *sips Chianti* Hmm, I need soothing music. *turns on cable music channel* Ah.

[laurie-ky.livejournal.com]

221 words.

I'll climb up and get a drink. Margaritas sound good. Also, if I need research help on types of drinks I'm totally PMing you.

I was very impressed by your comment on gin and tonic.

Laurie

[lolmac]

*pink*

I can also do a great impression of a whiskey snob.