[identity profile] pitry.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] fic_rush_48
Or: The Pains and Misery of Shipping, the fic_rush edition.

Do you stare at fandom and not understand why everyone concentrate on the romance while what you want to write is that epic genny longfic? Do your shipping preferences contradict that of anyone else in fandom? Are you THAT OT3er when everyone else goes for the OTP and care not about poor 3? Do you ship the least popular OTP of all time?

Are you the only person who ever wrote Owen/Amy? Or Brannigan/Valerie, for that matter? Do you randomly compare and consider two huge movies and then the penny drops all of a sudden and you go, OMG NATASHA/SELINA IS JUST SO OBVIOUS AND WONDERFUL only to find you are the only person to write this, AGAIN? Do you, too, want MOAR BRUCE/SELINA?

In short: ARE YOU A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE LIKE ME?! AND HOW CAN WE ACHIEVE GALACTIC DOMINATION THROUGH IT???

Share it with us here. That's what we're here for (well, no, we're here to write fic, not to complain about how no one cares about our ship, but, y'know, I'm writing a presentation).

Date: 2012-09-22 08:10 pm (UTC)
sid: (Daniel thumbs up)
From: [personal profile] sid
Those are deep questions. I have no answers. But, thanks to research, I now know how a Dutch person answers the telephone...

169 words last hour.

Date: 2012-09-22 08:18 pm (UTC)
thisbluespirit: (b7 - Soolin laugh)
From: [personal profile] thisbluespirit
Last hour was spent talking to my Mum and complaining in comments about lack of my OT3. :-)

Can Special Snowflakes achieve galactic domination? Aren't we likely to melt?

Do you ship the least popular OTP of all time?

:lol: We should compare and take a poll or something. What would be the least popular? What would be the criteria?? I mean... *gives up*

Date: 2012-09-22 08:23 pm (UTC)
sid: (Sid blue)
From: [personal profile] sid
"Met (= with) first name, last name." Sometimes the first name will be left off, although children usually use both names so that they can't be mistaken for one of their parents.

It's sort of like what many of us probably have on our voice mail messages: "You've reached the voicemail of first name, last name." Except it's "(You're speaking) with..."

Date: 2012-09-22 08:30 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Oops)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
I'm a special snowflake! I must be! Of my own very special type!

I want ALL THE FIC in my own very obscure fandom, but I don't want Mary Sues, or slash, or torture porn, or ghastly OOCness, and there's so damned little else that I ended up writing it myself because there was NEVER ENOUGH. And still isn't.

I don't much care about shipping Mac at all, as long as you don't expect him to settle down and get married. Or ship him with Murdoc. Or Pete. Or Jack Dalton. So much room for ewww!

*Bruce pets Selina with apparent sincerity*
*Selina claws and bites Bruce and purrs*

Date: 2012-09-22 08:49 pm (UTC)
sid: (Jack question marks)
From: [personal profile] sid
Now I have to puzzle over how to write (or elide) the rest of the conversation, since I have no plans to spend the rest of the afternoon looking up Dutch words! And it's all going to have to be translated for the benefit of the English-speaker in the room who's only hearing one end of it anyway. Hmm. Hope I can pull it off without too much clunkiness.

Suggestions are welcome!

Date: 2012-09-22 08:54 pm (UTC)
sid: (Ninja penguin)
From: [personal profile] sid
Won't work. Because Z is in the room with Y during the phone call, and Y has to tell Z what X just told him in a language that Z doesn't speak so he didn't even understand the half of the conversation that he could hear.

We don't care about X. He'd just get in the way of the pr0n anyway. *g*

Date: 2012-09-22 09:02 pm (UTC)
sid: (Daniel big laugh)
From: [personal profile] sid
Yes, well, but, X is Y's grandfather.

You see the problem. :-D

Date: 2012-09-22 09:03 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (42)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
So far, every Mary Sue MacGyver story I've seen has Mac hideously out of character. I used to believe that there was such a thing as a Non-Sucking Mary Sue story, but I now regard that as sad naïveté.

Penny/Nikki might be interesting, except that Nikki is bright and Penny is an idiot.

Date: 2012-09-22 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurie-ky.livejournal.com
I'm getting ready to write two fics that I'm pretty sure hardly anybody will care about reading, but I have to do it because they are clammering in my head to have their story told.

They are: David Bruce Banner/Jack McGee (the old Incrd. Hulk show)
and Bruce Banner/Clint Barton as portrayed in Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes (the cartoon)

I salute you for writing what you want and not what will get you more readers.

I've been terribly distracted since about ten o'clock this morning. Blame my husband. In a good way, though. I ended up taking a nap, and I'm just now drinking that pot of coffee I thought I'd make this morning. Anyway, I have added 339 new words to my story.

Laurie
Edited Date: 2012-09-22 09:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-09-22 09:08 pm (UTC)
sid: (Daniel thumbs up)
From: [personal profile] sid
Fortunately his phone call is to explain that he won't be coming home tonight...

Woohoo, way to go, Grandfather!

Date: 2012-09-22 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurie-ky.livejournal.com
I've fallen totally in love with Bruce. Even in the animated two movies based on the Ultimates comics.

I can see him with various people, especially if the authors do a good job of selling the pairing.

Now back to writing.

Laurie

Date: 2012-09-22 10:42 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Emo Wall)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
I still believe that somewhere, out there, there are good Mary Sue stories.

As I said, I used to believe that, and it was hard having to give up the idealism.

I also started out as a completely hopeless Mary-Suer: starting from about age 13, my only escape from the crap that was my life was to lose myself in Mary Sue fantasies. I wrote my Heroic Alter-Ego into every book, movie, TV show, and comic book I could (and that was most of them!) I had no idea that this was something anyone else did. (I was astonished when I found out, much much later.)

I also knew that the 'stories' I was making were crap, and that this was something only I would be interested in. I was ashamed of it for years and kept it a deeply hidden secret. Eventually, I recovered from the shame, and forgave myself, and discovered that it was much, much better to have survived adolescence by wallowing in my own imagination than by, say, drugs or sex or bullying.

But this still doesn't mean that any of those stories were something that belonged out in public. To be blunt, it was literary masturbation. Masturbation is an important part of a healthy life, but it still should not be done in public. Nor should the person doing it in public expect praise for this – but that’s what the typical Mary Sue writer is doing.

So, now, as a person who wants to encourage writers of all ages, I have two problems with Mary Sues. One is that, when I read a Mary Sue that’s written by someone with any writing ability: the story sucks. The Mary Sue ruins it. If the writer is good enough to write a good story, it’s time to learn to get beyond the Mary Sues, and write without them.

The other is that the Mary Sues are online at all – or, rather, that the manner of their posting seems to be placing the writer in the public masturbation zone. Usually, the author posts a work with a passionate declaration that this particular ‘OFC’ is NOT a Mary Sue, DON’T HATE ME PLS LUV ME. So any hope of growth as a writer has been scuttled: a young writer is not likely to get any better if they’re devoting their energy to denying the craposity of what they’re doing – or, at best, that the work is too self-absorbed to be accessible to others.

Mary Sue can be a phase, a starting point. But the nature of that crutch eventually cripples the user, unless they dump it the minute they can stagger on without it. Mary Sues are antithetical to good writing, or at least to good plotting and characterization.

/end soapbox mode

Date: 2012-09-22 11:24 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
I'm almost giggling, given that my beginner experience is also very different, and probably not replicatable now.

I like your points and I wish I could agree with them. My own experiences are getting in my way. But that doesn't mean that anything you've said is wrong: just that I can't personally get behind it. Honestly, I hope that you're right, or at least right for a larger part of the world than I am, because it means that part of the world is shinier than my cynicism sees, and I always prefer it when my cynical side turns out to be wrong. (Yikes, did that make any sense? I hope so.)

I do, definitely, completely agree that the attitude "OFC = Mary Sue = crap" is bad and destructive, and that damage is done, period, as a result of the hating. Especially, "Mary Sue is ALL THE EVIL" seems to have become an all-purpose bludgeon misused against any character or characterization. There's no growing or learning from THAT either.

Still, I'm not letting anyone see my unfinished Mary Sue Blake's 7 Post-GP Fix-it epic monstrosity, even though I don't have the heart to destroy it.

Date: 2012-09-22 11:36 pm (UTC)
lolmac: (Hostage)
From: [personal profile] lolmac
Now you'll be able to blackmail me forevermore. Except that I finally managed to get over feeling ashamed of the whole thing.

But, truthfully: it was EPIC. And sucked EPICALLY.

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