Round 27, hour 19

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If you want to write stories during fic_rush, press 1.
If you want to edit stories during fic_rush, press 2.
If you want to sleep during fic_rush and that the stories will write themselves, press 3.
If you want to eat during fic_rush, press 4.
If you want to eat stories during fic_rush, press 44.
If you want to do the laundry during fic_rush, go find your washing machine.
If you want to do research during fic_rush, press 5.
If you want them* to write the fics for you, press 0, or hold.

*The management does not make any assurances as to the identities of 'them' and will not be held responsible for any encounters with giraffes should they turn out to be 'them'.