Well. Coffee related substances of note. We had instant espresso on hand because of some baking that had called for it. That was an immediate failure. We had Turkish coffee but no real briki and that was a much slower and more dismal failure. I think we may have attempted to combine the two at some point. I don't remember what happened next, but I know there was a third something in the house that could plausibly be treated as if it were coffee were one utterly desperate, and we did. Possibly carpet clippings. I get pretty dire when there is No Coffee At All to be had.
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